Bite off more than you can chew.
Refuse to spit it out (even when choking.)
Talk behind people's backs.
Be late, wherever you're going, whoever's waiting.
Never admit you're wrong.
Never take responsibility.
Use profanity.
Be sloppy in appearance and habits.
Spend more than you make.
Pretend you have no thumbs and spend all your time pointing fingers.
Humiliate others.
Criticize publicly.
Never praise people.
Look for the gray clouds.
Ignore silver linings.
Don't smile.
Don't laugh.
Don't love.
Don't bother.
Oh, if you decide to do any of the above. Don't call me.
- Adolfo
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